Excuse me, waiter?

My days are full of the cutest boys in the world who sometimes say the funniest things. These are the ones I just HAVE to remember forever:

1. While fixing "ants on a log" with our lunch one day...

Tyler: No thanks, my celery pipe is full.

2. While eating his favorite dinner...

Justin: Nothing makes me more happy than food!

3. After handing him something he asked for...

Tyler: Thank you, Mommy!
Me: You're welcome, Sweetie.
Tyler: Say "You're Belcome"! "You're belcome" is a word in Spanish. :)

4. Justin, Tyler and I were eating dinner before soccer and talking about anticipating a ride on the "Howling Tornado" water slide at Great Wolf Lodge...

Tyler: I don't want to go on the "Halloween Tomato"!
Me: I don't want to go on the "Halloween Tomato" either. Sounds scary.

5. I was cleaning up lunch in the kitchen while Tyler was finishing up at the table. He taps me on the back...

Tyler: Excuse me, Mom. There's a fly in my water.
Me: Just swish it away, Ty.
Tyler: No. There's a fly in my water.
Me: Really?

There it was. A house fly in his cup. Dead. Eww. And I always thought the old "fly in my soup" complaint was just a joke!

Me: Way to go, Ty! You caught the fly!

(We had been trying to get rid of this particular fly for days. Tyler wouldn't drink from a cup without a lid for the rest of the day!!)