To Mom who was on the computer:
Justin: “Mom, you’re so borus!”
Mom: "What does that mean?"
Justin: “It means you’re so slow, hurry up, Borus!"
Mom: "You can call me Mom."
Justin: "Oh, right. I was just being crazy."
"Mom, I just broke a rib!" (He says this as he is holding an ice pack to his ankle.) I asked him if he knew what a rib was? "I guess I don’t really know…where IS my rib?"
A couple of days after we went on a preschool fieldtrip to the firestation and the firemen kept reminding the kids to stay away from matches:
"You know I'll never play with a mattress unless it's a toy one." (matches)
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Justin (4 yrs old) and Tyler (21 months old) January 2007
One day, I was in the kitchen fixing lunch and Justin says in an annoyed voice, "Mom, you are SO dignified!" I said, "Wow, thanks Justin!" He gave me a really confused look and went on playing...
One night before his birthday, I was tucking Justin in bed and he says, "I'd be so happy if there was a big earthquake on my birthday party day because it would break open my pinata and all the candy would come falling out!"
Then a minute later he says, "When I wake up in the resurrection, I'll open my eyes and go 'Ohhh, Yeah!'" (think of the song from "Ferris Buhler's Day Off")
"Mom, did you know I wanted to eat an insect for lunch?...Oh, Mom, I'm just kidding!"
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